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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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crazysience:

Me before social events

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human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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tea-and-tumblr:

deathbycas:

oncomingbeth:

mrthorinton:

youmeatpurgatory:

improbablenormality:

1chainz:

boomitsnialler:

take a deep breath and repeat after me:

  • i am not a letter grade
  • i am not a gpa
  • i am not a statistic
  • i am not just a student
  • i am good at something
  • i am more than what an institution tells me i am
  • i am legend
  • i am iron man
  • i am the monster parents tell their children about at night
  • i am the doctor
  • i am a high functioning sociopath
  • do your research
  • i am an angel of the lord

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The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

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lifeywifey:

Cause of death: how quickly Fitz said “Simmons” while he was taking the polygraph.

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chatterboxrose:

kill-natalie:

do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other

 

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